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Drink Up
03:39
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THE CLASS OF ’13 GRADUATED TODAY
HALF ALREADY HAVE A JOB
A HOUSE IN SUBURBIA, KIDS ON THE WAY
RIGHT DOWN THE HIGHWAY THEY ALL ROLL
DIVIDING INTO PAIRS
AND LEAVING ME HERE ON MY OWN
BUILDING THE WALLS THAT WILL KEEP US APART
FOUNDED ON ALL OF YOUR DREAMS
THEY’RE FADING AWAY FOR YOU NOW
DRINK UP
LET GO
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN
WE’RE GOING DOWN
FADING OUT FAST
SO NOT MEANT TO LAST
IT’S FALLING TO PIECES AGAIN
YOU’LL OUTGROW IT, DO YOUR BEST TO SHOW IT
I’LL STILL BE HERE “DRAGGING MY FEET” YEAH
STILL THAT SAME OLD, WHAT A FUCKING LAMO, WHEN WILL HE WAKE UP?
(NEVER)
SAID YOU WOULD STAY TILL THE END OF MY DAYS
I’D NEVER BE RID OF YOU
WE’D WALK THE STREETS
DREAM AND PLAN IT ALL OUT
YOU’RE ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON NOW
YOU MAY HAVE CHANGED, EVEN FADED
BUT I’M STILL THE SAME
ONE ENTITY, NOT DIVIDED IN TWO
I’M ON MY WAY, DREAMS INTACT
YOU’RE FADING AWAY FOR ME NOW
DON’T WE ALL KNOW?
NO WE ALL DON’T!
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RIPE AS ONLY EIGHT O’ CLOCK LETS ME BE
A PATHETIC SIGHT TO SEE
STUMBLING HOME
YET YOU’RE HERE
PUSHING FOR THAT ONE LAST SIP
TO END THIS PERFECT TRIP
DOWN THE DRAIN
WITH BITE MARKS AND CHEAP GIN
WE CRASH SOMEONES FLOOR AGAIN
TRYING TO RECAP WHAT HAPPENED....
STARTED IN A BAR WITH A BOTTLE IN MY HAND
BEFORE I KNEW WHAT HIT ME YOU HAD MAPPED OUT A PLAN
IT INCLUDED MEDICATION, LIES AND ALCOHOLIC SHOCK
AND SOMETHING THAT WE BOUGHT FROM GUY NAMED...FUCK!?
THREW UP IN THE ALLEYWAY AND PISSED SOMEBODYS PANTS
BEFORE SHOWING ALL OF THE WORLD MY “SPEEDING HELICOPTER DANCE”
CAN’T RECALL WHY AND I DON’T REMEMBER WHEN
BUT THEY SAY WE’RE NEVER WELCOME AT THE MEN’S CLUB AGAIN
FUCKED BUT NOT ALONE
1,2 HERE WE GO
BEAUTIFUL IN A TORN DRESS AND BLEEDING FROM YOUR EARS
YOU’RE THE BEST, YOU’RE THE BOMB, YOU’RE MY DARLING, YOU’RE MY DEAR
ALWAYS GET ME HIGH, BUT YOU FOLLOW ME DOWN LOW
YOU GET ME FUCKED UP. THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU SO!
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3. |
Generalize
03:27
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JOIN WITH ME AS I GENERALIZE
PLACE BLAME FOR THE MISERY
I SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY
I STILL GET TO COMPLAIN
GOD BLESS DENMARK AND DEMOCRACY
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MONKEYS AT?
SEND THEM BACK TO HALALABAD
LONELY BUT NOT ON MY OWN
ALL POLITICIANS ARE LIARS
AND QUEERS HAVE WEIRD DESIRES
WHAT’S ON THE TUBE TONIGHT?
A FUCKING RIOT AY?
GLUE-SNIFFING FUCKERS YOU ARE ALL ALIKE
IN MY DAYS WE WOULD DO AS DADDY DID
IF YOU CAN’T DO THAT SPLIT
A RING IS FOR THE FINGER NOT THE NOSE
MUSLIMS ARE FANATICS
PUNK ROCKERS ARE ALL ADDICTS
THINK OF A PAIN
GIVE IT A NAME
LET’S FIND SOMEONE THAT WE ALL CAN BLAME
IGNORE THE FACTS
THE SWEAT ON THEIR BACKS
CHANGE THE CHANNEL, SIT BACK, RELAX
DESENSITIZED WATCHING LIFE PASS ME BY
IN 24 COLORS THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE
CLING TO WHAT THEY WANT ME TO THINK I KNOW
ALWAYS RIGHT AND OH SO LOW
IN THIS ROOM OF MINE
LIFE PASSES ME BY
HIGH-DEFINITION WASTE OF TIME
LIFE HASN'T BEEN KIND
SO NEITHER AM I
I´LL COMPLAIN TILL I TRULY DIE
I NEVER THOUGHT THEY’D CHANGE THE WORLD BEHIND MY BACK
NOW ALL FADES TO BLACK
I’LL LINGER, IGNORE THIS PAIN
THAT JUST MIGHT DRIVE ME INSANE
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5. |
Better Half
05:09
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AGAIN I NEED SOMEBODY TO STOP MY MIND
STOP THE WORLD AND STOP THE TIME
BECAUSE I’M FAR BEHIND
HERE IS AN EMPTY SPACE SIGNED “TRULY YOURS”
SO MANY FIGHTS I FOUGHT AND LOST
SINCE YOU RAN AWAY
SOME SAY I MADE YOU UP
THEIR PLEADING EYES ARE NOT ENOUGH
IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT
I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE.
WHY ELSE WOULD I FEEL ALONE
SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE THAT I KNOW?
I’LL ALWAYS COMPARE EVERYTHING TO YOU
WHEREVER YOU HAVE GONE I WANT TO BE THERE NOW
LOSING MY WAY
GOING BACK AND SIDEWAYS
27 BURNOUTS
HAVE LEFT ME LIVING IN DOUBT
AS SOLITUDE FINDS ME
GOOD TIMES ARE BEHIND ME
WITH YOU OUT OF MY RANGE
NOTHING EVER SEEMS TO CHANGE
I’LL HANG ON
IT’S GONNA BE OK
I’LL FIND MY BETTER HALF SOMEDAY
IN MY HEART
AND IN MY MIND
KEEPING YOU ALIVE
HERE IS TO WHAT PASSED ME BY WAITING FOR YOU
REPLAYING DREAMS OVER AND AGAIN
LOST IN A FANTASY, WASTING MY YOUTH
I’LL PLAY THE SCENES OVER IN MY HEAD
PLAY IT AGAIN, PLAY IT AGAIN
REPLAYING DREAMS OVER AND AGAIN
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6. |
Hot Dogs
02:58
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I MET HER AT THE BAR
FELT HER EYES ON ME
I´D HAD A HUNDRED BEERS
I NO ERA VIGILANTE
COULD HARDLY FIND MY FEET
BUT ONE IMAGE CLEAR TO ME
SHE WAS A MILLION DOLLAR WOMAN OUT OF MY LEAGUE
DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
I DIDN'T HAVE TO
TO MY SURPRISE SHE SAID:
“CAN I COLOR YOUR WORLD BLUE?”
THOSE WEREN'T THE ACTUAL WORDS
THEY WERE A WHOLE LOT WORSE
DECEIVING, LEAVING ME IN A PLACE OF WHICH I HAD NEVER HEARD
SHE HAD A WARM BED
I HAD A FULL HEAD
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT
‘CAUSE IT GETS WORSE IN THE NEXT VERSE
SHOULD HAVE GONE DEAF FROM WARNING BELLS
BUT HER “EYES” HAD HYPNOTIZED ME
THEY WERE HUMONGOUS LIKE THEY ARE IN SKINNY MOVIES
“WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PINT?”
“I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR LOVER”
“IM NOT YOUR SISTER AND YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER!”
THOSE WEREN'T THE ACTUAL WORDS
THEY WERE A WHOLE LOT WORSE
DECEIVING, LEAVING ME IN A PLACE OF WHICH I HAD NEVER HEARD
SHE HAD A WARM BED
I HAD A FULL HEAD
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT
‘CAUSE IT GETS WORSE IN THE NEXT VERSE
WOKE UP IN PAIN
SHEER AGONY
BED WAS THE REDDEST THAT I’D EVER SEEN
FELL TO THE FLOOR
CRAWLED THROUGH THE HALL
FOLLOWED THE NOISE TO THE KITCHEN DOOR
NO LONGER NUDE
IN A BUTCHERS SUIT
FRYING AWAY HUMMING: “IT´S STILL LOOKING CUTE”
SHE TURNED WITH A SMILE
AIRKISSING TOO
“I’M MAKING HOT DOGS FOR YOU”
MAKING A HOT DOG OF YOU
THE WORLDS SMALLEST HOT DOG OF YOU!
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7. |
Fan Mail
02:38
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WAKE UP THEY SAID
YOU'RE A ZOMBIE
WAKE UP THEY SAID
YOU'LL NEVER BE
WAKE UP THEY SAY
I JUST DON'T PAY ATTENTION LIKE I USED TO DO BACK THEN
DEAR CELEBRITY
I WANT TO MAKE A PLEA
I WANT TO ROCK AND TALK SHIT ON TV
DON'T WANT TO REFLECT
I WANT TO INJECT
GIVE ME SMACK AND A HOTEL ROOM
I PROMISE I WONT DISAPPOINT YOU
I WANNA DIE FOR ROCK AND ROLL
SO WONT YOU..
HAND ME ALL OF YOUR STYLE AND ALL YOUR ATTITUDE?
I REALLY WANNA BE LIKE YOU
GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR TIME AND ALL YOU EVER DO
I WANNA O.D. TOO
A NATURAL STAR
BUT NOBODY KNOWS
GIRLS DON’T SEEM TO GET THAT THEY’RE ALL MY HOES
WHEN MOMMY KICKS MY ASS
WHERE IS THE BODYGUARD?
THINGS I CAN AFFORD ARE NOT FREE
WHEN I’M AN ASSHOLE NO ONE LOVES ME
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITH THE WORLD TODAY?
ROLLING LIKE A STONE
I’M ALL I’LL EVER BE
NO ONE GETS IT THOUGH
I’M OUT OF COMPANY
I WANNA O.D. TOO
LIKE FAMOUS PEOPLE DO
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8. |
Westend Asshole
03:17
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I WANNA BE
I WANNA BE
A WESTEND ASSHOLE
DRINKING CAFFÈ LATTES AND SEEING PEOPLE OFF TO WORK
NO JOB BUT ALL THE PERKS
EARLY MORNING AND IT’S EIGHT CELSIUS BELOW
BIKING TO THE JOB I’M WAY TO LATE...IT SHOWS!
RIDING LIKE A MANIAC
I SEE YOUR FACE
ENJOYING LIFE
DRINKING ON WORKING DAY
I SAY I WANT IT
BECAUSE I HAVEN’T GOT IT
YES I WANT IT
A LIFE AT MY OWN PACE
DAY ONE: ADDICTION
TWO: CONVICTION
THREE: I’M GOING DOWN
DAY FOUR OF BOREDOM
FIVE BUCKS SHORT
SIX, SEVEN: I’M ON THE PAYROLL
I’M ON THE PAYROLL AGAIN
COLORED SIGNS FLASH IN FRONT OF MY EYES
BREAKING ME DOWN
CALLING ME OUT
JUST TO FULFILL THE NEEDS
OF FAST-FOOD-ADDICTS LOST
THEY’RE JUST LIKE ME
MOPPING FLOORS
DRIVING CABS AT NIGHT
DOING THE WORK NOBODY LIKES
IF LIFE IS A SHIT-SANDWICH
I GUESS IT’S ALWAYS LUNCHTIME AROUND HERE
I WANNA BE
I WANNA BE
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9. |
King of the Freakshow
04:07
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GREW UP ON THE DARK SIDE OF HICKVILLE
QUICKEST IN A TOWN WHERE TIME WAS STANDING STILL
HERE YOU ARE WITH POINTY SHOES ON YOUR FEET
AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS OBSCENE BEYOND BELIEF
OFF YOU GO KING OF THE FREAKSHOW
WORKING HARD TO ENSURE THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL KNOW
REDNECK HIPSTER. WHAT A WEIRD BREED
ACTING LIKE YOU’RE AN EXTENSION OF THE STREET
DON’T YOU WORRY
NO I WONT TELL ANYONE
BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY CARE IF YOU KNOW GOD OR THE POPE
OR GUYS WHO SELL DOPE
NO
YOU
LET ME DOWN
CUT ME OUT
SO IGNORANT
TODAY YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK
DESPERATE TO IMPRESS
YOU CONDESCEND
IT’S TIME YOU GAVE IT UP
URBAN FROM SKIN TO BONE YEAH?
WHERE IS THE PERSON BENEATH THE NEW WAVE HAIR?
DON’T CARE WHAT YOU LOOK, DRESS OR ACT LIKE
ALL I WISH IS THAT YOU WOULD CRACK JUST ONE SMILE
I DON’T REALLY CARE IF YOU KNOW ACTORS OR DJ’S
HANGING IN THE RIGHT SPOTS
WITH THE UNDERGROUND SOUND
YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT
YOU POLLUTE WHAT I LIKE THE MOST
AND IT SEEMS I WONT BE RID OF YOU
SO NOW I HATE THIS PLACE
AND I’VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST TIME
YOU’RE STARING DOWN YOUR NOSE
AND I WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT WHY
BEATEN UP AND BROKE
I WILL MAKE MY WAY HOME
NOT ALONE
WITH THOSE WHO DON’T
LET ME DOWN
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SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE MET HERE AT FIVE
AND NOW IT’S LATE AND SHE’S NOWHERE IN SIGHT
AND AS I STUMBLE HOME I HATE THE WORLD, I KNOW
TONIGHT I’LL BE ALONE
DRINKING TO A NEW DEFEAT
I’LL BE ALONE
JERKING OFF UNTIL IT BLEEDS
I’LL BE ALONE
TONIGHT I´LL BE ALONE
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU ALL
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11. |
1001 Commandments
02:31
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SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
THEY’LL SERVE YOU, EAT IT UP
ONE TRUTH
ONE WAY
(OR) THEY WILL LABEL YOU “ASTRAY”
NO DRUGS
NO ROCK
MARRY AND AND KNOCK HER UP
LIVE LIFE
IN DREAD
IS THAT WHAT JESUS SAID?
THOU SHALT NOT DRINK OR BE TATTOOED
YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING YOU WANNA DO
LIFE IS NOT AN OFFER IT’S A THREAT
GIVE UP AND JOIN THE LIVING DEAD
SOMEDAY
YOU’LL FRY
AND THEY LOVE TO TELL YOU WHY
YOUR FAULT
THEIR GAIN
REPENT OR TAKE THE BLAME
LET GO
GIVE IN
CARRY FORGIVEN SIN
ESCAPE
THEIR HELL
LOVE OTHERS, HATE YOURSELF
I’LL SAY IT ONCE AGAIN
WE ARE A TOXIC BLEND
BUT NO MATTER HOW YOU FREAK ME OUT
I’LL SCREAM IT LOUD AND SING IT PROUD
I’M NEVER GONNA BE LIKE YOU
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THE HOLY JEANS
THOU SHALT NOT DIG THE PUNK ROCK SCENE
THOU SHALT NOT GRAB A DUFF AT MOE’S
THOU SHALT NOT GO TO PIRATE SHOWS
THOU SHALT NOT
YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING YOU WANNA DO
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12. |
Grand Old Men
04:26
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EMOTIONS STREAMING DOWN HER FACE
“HONEY HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?”
BEST OF GRADES, LOST WAYS
IT’S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR 20 YEARS
ALL “AROUND” BUT NO ONE THERE
PAIN STAYS
CRIME PAYS
SHE’S STUCK WITH RELATION
TO THOSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW AT ALL
SHE SAYS:
BE GONE
BE GONE
YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT
BE GONE
BE GONE
I’LL CATCH YOU ALL REDHANDED
SOMEDAY
TRIED TO MAKE THEM TALK BEFORE
ALL THEY EVER DO IS PERFORM
“PROJECT PERFECT”
SHE’S HAD IT WITH THE PLASTIC SMILES
A FIVE FOOT WALL OF DEEP DENIAL
BREAK THIS
FAKENESS
SHE’S LEAVING HERE TONIGHT
WONT LIVE UNSPOKEN LIES
EXPLAIN TO HER HOW YOU TURNED CRAZY
YOU WORK YOUR ASS OFF
IT’S NOT AT ALL THAT YOU'RE LAZY
BUT YOU LET NO ONE IN AND YOU’RE NOT LET IN ANYWHERE
YOU’RE EYES BETRAY YOU
I KNOW THAT YOU CARE
DID SOMEONE CUT THE WIRES
FROM YOUR HEART INTO YOUR BRAIN?
IS IT IN THE BLOODLINE?
WERE YOU RAISED INSANE?
IF I WAS IN YOUR SHOES
I’D BURN DOWN MY HOUSE
KICK OUT MY THIRD WIFE
AND SCREAM THIS OUT LOUD:
TAKE ALL MY MONEY
AND SMASH BOTH MY CARS
SOMEONE GET ME FIRED
THIS THING HAS GONE TO FAR
I’D TURN TO MY FAMILY
AND ALL THAT I LOVED
FOREVER BREAK THE SILENCE
THAT FUCKED THIS ALL UP
WE ARE LEAVING HERE TONIGHT
WONT LIVE UNSPOKEN LIES
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13. |
Wake Up
03:54
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YOUR BOYFRIEND HAS LEFT YOU
HE THINKS YOU'RE TOO FAT
HE´S FOUND A YOUNG MODEL
AND HE’S NEVER COMING BACK
ACCOUNT IN MINUS, BOUND TO SELL YOUR SOUL
TO A FAST FOOD CHAIN WORSE THAN THE DEVIL
STUCK RIGHT HERE AND YOU’LL NEVER BE ON YOUR WAY
YOUR LIFE IS GONNA SUCK TILL THE DAY YOU ROLL OVER AND DIE
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
OH
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
OH NO
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
NOTHING IS EVER ENOUGH
NEW STATION, SAME NATION
DEAD MICROWAVED SATURATION
SIT BACK AND WATCH THE WORLD GO DOWN
NOBODY FINDS THEIR WAY NO
SIT BACK AND WATCH THE WORLD GO DOWN
JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART
DOESN'T MEAN THAT ANYTHING WILL END UP PAYING OUT
SO BEFORE YOU CHECK OUT JUST GET ON YOUR FEET
A COUPLE MORE DRINKS
CELEBRATE APATHY AWAY
SWALLOW THE FACT
THAT THE PAIN WONT GO AWAY
HAVE ANOTHER STIFF
HAVE TEN
THEY ARE ALL ON ME
AS THE WORLD IS GOING SLOWLY DOWN THE DRAIN
I’LL JUST SIT THERE ON THE EDGE
HAVING WHISKEY AND THE PRICIEST OF LAUGHS
OVER THE FACT LIFE IS ABSURD
AND WITHOUT A WORD
I’LL JUMP RIGHT IN
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14. |
Game Over
04:51
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THE SHROUD FALLING OVER ME
HAS SUCH WONDERFUL HOLD ON ME
ALL NERVE ENDS RELAX AND LET ME FLOW
AS INHIBITIONS LOOSE GRIP
DEPRESSION SLOWLY SEEMS TO SLIP
I SQUEEZE THEM TIGHTLY AGAINST MY CHEST AND LET THEM GO
VOICES, BOTTLES CLINKING, AND THE LAST WORDS FROM A PROSPECT
MAKING HER RIGHT OUT THAT DOOR
TAKE ANOTHER SIP, SALUTE YOUR GHOST AND LET IT GO
I LET GO
WHEN ALL THE BARTENDERS KNOW MY NAME
AND EVERY GIRL LOOKS SO THE SAME
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SWEAR
IT’S THE LAST TIME I LOOSE YOU AGAIN
THROUGH IT ALL WE WILL MAKE IT OUT
BECAUSE IN MY HEART YOU BEAT SO LOUD
WE ARE ONE BUT NOT THE SAME
WITH SO MANY ROUNDS TO GO I’M NOT OUT!
WAKE UP ON THE FLOOR, FEELING BEAT, YET I WANT MORE
ANOTHER NIGHT OF BEING SURROUNDED, YET ALONE
A FAILED ATTEMPT TO DRINK AWAY
WHAT ALCOHOL CANNOT ERASE
LEAVES ME IGNORING EVERY CALL
VOICES, BOTTLES CLINKING AND THE LAST WORD FROM A PROSPECT
MUTED AS I TURN MY BACK AND LEAVE
PICK UP THE PACE AND SWEAR I AM NEVER GOING BACK
NO, I WONT BE BACK
TELL ME NOW THAT WE ARE ON OUR WAY
TELL ME THIS WILL BE THE DAY
KNOW WE’VE LINGERED WAY TO LONG
NO ONE ELSE CAN SING OUR SONG
THROUGH IT ALL WE WILL MAKE IT OUT
BECAUSE IN MY HEART YOU BEAT SO LOUD
WE ARE ONE BUT NOT THE SAME
WITH SO MANY ROUNDS TO GO I’M NOT OUT!
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