I MET HER AT THE BAR
FELT HER EYES ON ME
I´D HAD A HUNDRED BEERS
I NO ERA VIGILANTE
COULD HARDLY FIND MY FEET
BUT ONE IMAGE CLEAR TO ME
SHE WAS A MILLION DOLLAR WOMAN OUT OF MY LEAGUE
DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY
I DIDN'T HAVE TO
TO MY SURPRISE SHE SAID:
“CAN I COLOR YOUR WORLD BLUE?”
THOSE WEREN'T THE ACTUAL WORDS
THEY WERE A WHOLE LOT WORSE
DECEIVING, LEAVING ME IN A PLACE OF WHICH I HAD NEVER HEARD
SHE HAD A WARM BED
I HAD A FULL HEAD
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT
‘CAUSE IT GETS WORSE IN THE NEXT VERSE
SHOULD HAVE GONE DEAF FROM WARNING BELLS
BUT HER “EYES” HAD HYPNOTIZED ME
THEY WERE HUMONGOUS LIKE THEY ARE IN SKINNY MOVIES
“WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER PINT?”
“I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR LOVER”
“IM NOT YOUR SISTER AND YOU ARE NOT MY BROTHER!”
THOSE WEREN'T THE ACTUAL WORDS
THEY WERE A WHOLE LOT WORSE
DECEIVING, LEAVING ME IN A PLACE OF WHICH I HAD NEVER HEARD
SHE HAD A WARM BED
I HAD A FULL HEAD
HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT
‘CAUSE IT GETS WORSE IN THE NEXT VERSE
WOKE UP IN PAIN
SHEER AGONY
BED WAS THE REDDEST THAT I’D EVER SEEN
FELL TO THE FLOOR
CRAWLED THROUGH THE HALL
FOLLOWED THE NOISE TO THE KITCHEN DOOR
NO LONGER NUDE
IN A BUTCHERS SUIT
FRYING AWAY HUMMING: “IT´S STILL LOOKING CUTE”
SHE TURNED WITH A SMILE
AIRKISSING TOO
“I’M MAKING HOT DOGS FOR YOU”
MAKING A HOT DOG OF YOU
THE WORLDS SMALLEST HOT DOG OF YOU!
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